December Quotes

December 26;

Mommy; "We got you fizzy bubbles!"

Christopher; "Because me was good, I was a good boy!"

Mommy; "Yes you were a good boy! Well... most of the time!"

Christopher; "Sometimes me's good, and sometimes me's bad!"

Mommy; "Yes, that's true!"

December 29;

My son's waking words "Oh you got my Pirate's out!"

December 23;

My son just said " I forgot my boy toy!" i laughed so hard! My belly hurts from gut busting laughs!


Well, I used that phrase yesterday. Grandma & Grandpa Merkley ( Robert' Parents) got him a Happy Meal the other day. He got a "toy for a girl" with it and I told Robert to get him a "boy toy!" My mistake! "Daddy found my boy toy, look it's my boy toy!" gosh I'm really laughing hard!

December 22;

"Mommy we got you the Harry Potter movie!" 

The little rat! Daddy was going to make it a surprise! But I love my son anyway!

December 20;

I'm lying in bed, my sweet boy comes in and lies down and brings his Teddy Bear. 

He says he wants to lie down. Sometimes being a mommy is so sweet.

December 11;

"Mommy you can have the rest of my snack it will feel you better! It will help you feel better! It has energy in it!" My stomach hurts bad still, but him being so sweet lifts my spirit.

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My son is Juvenile

The last few days my son has been saying some pretty crazy things.

I thought I'd share some with you.

Yesterday we were making Gingerbread Houses at a Family party.

He said; "I'm pooing." "I'm pooing this on."  I was like what?
He was trying to say he was putting this on, (the candy on the Gingerbread House Roof).

For the past few months Robert has been singing the main 2 lines of "Whoop There it is" and "Boom Shuck a Lucka"to try to be funny and make Christopher laugh. I told him I really dislike those songs and they are not
good songs. That he should be careful what he says or sings to a 3 year old because it will come back to him.
Well, turns out I was right!
This morning Christopher sings (more like shouts); "Poop Shuck a Lucka and SMACK YOUR BUTT!" And then smacks his bum. Needless to say I was shocked! I gave my husband the "I told you so!" look and disciplined my child. He should not be saying potty mouth things like that or behaving that way!
Needless to say, they were both in trouble!

On our way to the Aquarium today my son was being very loud in the car as I was driving.
I chimed in; "Christopher, if you be quiet you can hear yourself think!"
Christopher's reply; " Why would you tell me to talk to myself in my head?"
After I laughed I said; "Because it would help Mommy drive safe!"

Christopher; "Why is the Cop here?" We were at Noodles eating lunch.
"Is he giving someone a ticket? Is someone in trouble?"
Mommy; "No, honey, he has to eat lunch too!"

Hope these make you snicker like they did me!

Happy Holidays, happy Thursday & I  hope you are all getting ready for Christmas,
New Year's and all other Holidays your
Family Celebrates!

Chelsea

I want China!

"I'm not splashing with my hands, I'm splashing with my body!" He said this yesterday after his Dad told him no splashing in the tub.

"I want China! I want Chinahse! Pasgetti!" He wanted Lo Mein noodles. He doesn't eat the chicken, but loves the noodles and sometimes fancies a pork eggroll. He asks for China and Chinahse when he wants Chinese. It's quite funny.

"There's Mommy, Daddy and there's me!" Pointing at a slideshow of pictures I made of our family.

"Mommy, Mommy you're home! I missed you!" He shouted as I came home from school.

"My name is Woody and I'm a Cowboy, Rex's tail is a gun! *pchoo pchoo* " He said this while wearing his cowboy hat with a star on it and pretending his toy Rex is a gun.

Hope you are all having a great Season!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever else you celebrate!

Thanks for reading!

Chelsea