Tuesday, January 31, 2012

I'm Back!

It's been almost a month since I posted
On the blog! I've been updating our FB
Page with pics and quotes though.

Here are some recent ones!

Tues. Jan. 31,2012:
"I'm a bad pirate I do not do what Mom says!!!"

I had just told him to be nice with his toy sword
or he gets it taken away.

Jan. 30, 2012:

"Your huggles are too tickly!""Come over here for a hug! Your huggles are too, let me down!"
Yuck, your huggles are too wet! I will eat you!
NO!
Snap!"
He was reciting the partially
memorized version of "Snuggliest Snuggle
In the World"!

"I want to play you guys go eat."

I am trying my hand at Iphone blogging.

Have not figured out how to add pics yet.

Have a great night! ;)

Chelsea

Thursday, December 29, 2011

December Quotes

December 26;

Mommy; "We got you fizzy bubbles!"

Christopher; "Because me was good, I was a good boy!"

Mommy; "Yes you were a good boy! Well... most of the time!"

Christopher; "Sometimes me's good, and sometimes me's bad!"

Mommy; "Yes, that's true!"

December 29;

My son's waking words "Oh you got my Pirate's out!"

December 23;

My son just said " I forgot my boy toy!" i laughed so hard! My belly hurts from gut busting laughs!


Well, I used that phrase yesterday. Grandma & Grandpa Merkley ( Robert' Parents) got him a Happy Meal the other day. He got a "toy for a girl" with it and I told Robert to get him a "boy toy!" My mistake! "Daddy found my boy toy, look it's my boy toy!" gosh I'm really laughing hard!


December 22;

"Mommy we got you the Harry Potter movie!" 
The little rat! Daddy was going to make it a surprise! But I love my son anyway!

December 20;

I'm lying in bed, my sweet boy comes in and lies down and brings his Teddy Bear. 
He says he wants to lie down. Sometimes being a mommy is so sweet.

December 11;

"Mommy you can have the rest of my snack it will feel you better! It will help you feel better! It has energy in it!" My stomach hurts bad still, but him being so sweet lifts my spirit.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

My son is Juvenile

The last few days my son has been saying some pretty crazy things.

I thought I'd share some with you.

Yesterday we were making Gingerbread Houses at a Family party.

He said; "I'm pooing." "I'm pooing this on."  I was like what?
He was trying to say he was putting this on, (the candy on the Gingerbread House Roof).

For the past few months Robert has been singing the main 2 lines of "Whoop There it is" and "Boom Shuck a Lucka"to try to be funny and make Christopher laugh. I told him I really dislike those songs and they are not
good songs. That he should be careful what he says or sings to a 3 year old because it will come back to him.
Well, turns out I was right!
This morning Christopher sings (more like shouts); "Poop Shuck a Lucka and SMACK YOUR BUTT!" And then smacks his bum. Needless to say I was shocked! I gave my husband the "I told you so!" look and disciplined my child. He should not be saying potty mouth things like that or behaving that way!
Needless to say, they were both in trouble!

On our way to the Aquarium today my son was being very loud in the car as I was driving.
I chimed in; "Christopher, if you be quiet you can hear yourself think!"
Christopher's reply; " Why would you tell me to talk to myself in my head?"
After I laughed I said; "Because it would help Mommy drive safe!"

Christopher; "Why is the Cop here?" We were at Noodles eating lunch.
"Is he giving someone a ticket? Is someone in trouble?"
Mommy; "No, honey, he has to eat lunch too!"

Hope these make you snicker like they did me!

Happy Holidays, happy Thursday & I  hope you are all getting ready for Christmas,
New Year's and all other Holidays your
Family Celebrates!

Chelsea

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I want China!

"I'm not splashing with my hands, I'm splashing with my body!" He said this yesterday after his Dad told him no splashing in the tub.

"I want China! I want Chinahse! Pasgetti!" He wanted Lo Mein noodles. He doesn't eat the chicken, but loves the noodles and sometimes fancies a pork eggroll. He asks for China and Chinahse when he wants Chinese. It's quite funny.

"There's Mommy, Daddy and there's me!" Pointing at a slideshow of pictures I made of our family.

"Mommy, Mommy you're home! I missed you!" He shouted as I came home from school.

"My name is Woody and I'm a Cowboy, Rex's tail is a gun! *pchoo pchoo* " He said this while wearing his cowboy hat with a star on it and pretending his toy Rex is a gun.

Hope you are all having a great Season!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever else you celebrate!

Thanks for reading!

Chelsea

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Daddy's Making China!

Yesterday when I talked to my son he said; "Daddy's making China!" I had to laugh! I thought of China the Contintent, not China the dish. He was actually saying he wanted Chinese. Silly boy!

Today when he asked; "How many of the same things do you have on your phone?" I had to think for a minute. Shazam and Facebook are both light blue. So, everytime I Shazam a song, or go to Facebook, my son was thinking, are you just doing the same thing over again?

While I was on Facebook and he asked what I was doing, I said; "I'm on Facebook." He replied;
"I like SPACEBOOK!" Hilarious!

A commercial came on in the car today. He said, "I want singing!" I wonder where he learned that?
I really don't prefer talking on the radio unless it's something that is uplifting or intriguing to me! I love my son!

"Mommy I want that store! The yellow and red one!" I can't see it honey I'm driving.
"I want to go to the store with the Jingle Bells on it!" The Jingle Bells are in the song, they are instruments, it is not a place.
"I want to see the instruments!"
Well, you are going to hear me sing and there will be Jingle Bells and other instruments playing on Saturday!
"But, I want to sing with you!"
I love you honey, I don't think you know the words dear.

I love how much like me he is at times!

Yesterday;

Can I play Mario? I love you so much Daddy!? PWEAAAASE? PWEAASE?
Can I play Zelda? You are the best Daddy in the whole wide world!!!!!! PWEAAAASE?
Daddy (on both occasions) No, I don't think so.
Whining and crying ensues. I love how my son thinks he can get anything when he tries to manipulate us.
It doesn't work kid. He'll get it sometime!!!!

Hope you all had a great Holiday! We are in the Christmas mood in our home!
If anyone knows where to find a cute advent Calendar PRONTO I'd love to know!

Chels

Friday, November 25, 2011

Our Savior

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I'm thankful for hot cocoa and for my son and the silly things he does. He said 2 days ago; "Jesus made us" & "Jesus keeps us safe from the sharks!" I have an adventurous child!
I was explaining to him that Christmas is coming soon and even though it wasn't Thanksgiving yet, that Christmas is when we celebrate (are happy) because we remember when Jesus was born. And lived on the earth. I told him, "Jesus, was born as a baby, just like you were! Well, sort of." I didn't know how to explain miraculous conception to a 3 year old. He replied; "Jesus was a baby like me!" 
Mommy; "You are not a baby anymore, you are a big boy! Did you know Jesus's Father is our Heavenly Father? He had a Mommy and Daddy on earth just like you, but, his literal and spiritual Father lives in Heaven." Jesus helped his Father make the Earth and he made us."
While, we were driving someone cut me off and I said, Mommy needs to turn the radio off so mommy can keep us all safe.
Christopher; "Is it Dangerous?" Mommy; "Yes."
Christopher; "Jesus keeps us safe!"
I am updating my family blog today too. So, if you'd like to read it go here;www.merkleyadventures.blogspot.com

Love, Chelsea